- If I go on the air I've got to have an audience. If I am to get 'raspberries' I want them immediately and not three weeks later, in the mail from Sioux City. - Unknown
submitted by - Sneha Dhiman
- I'll be back in a flash with more trash. - Unknown
submitted by - Mandy John
- Wasn't it Whistler who said that a great painter was one who could hide the effort which he put into his work? The same thing goes for gags. It often takes hours to think up something that is said in seconds. - Unknown
submitted by - Amit Kher
- A comedian says funny things. A comic says things funny. - Unknown
submitted by - Sandeep Sandeep Singh